35 Random Funny Sayings1. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Yours is just stupid.35 Random Funny Sayings by ILuvMusic1000
2. You have ONE advantage over me... You can kiss my ass and I can't!
3. When a smurf is choking what color does it turn?
4. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave the world wondering how.
5. Boys are like lava lamps. They's nice to look at but they're not very bright.
6. A good friend comforts you when he rejects you, but a best friend confronts him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
7. I used to be normal until I met those freaks I call my friends.
8. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time!
9. Until I was about 13 I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
10. The worst time to have a heart attack is probably during a game of charades...
11. Life's all about common sense. Unfortunately common sense isn't all that common.
12. I'm as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
13. You're just jealous 'cause the little voices are talking to me and not you.
My name is Margaret, I'm from Moscow, Russia and I don't know english
I’m a Community manager at Game Developmet.
- Video games (PS, XBOX, Dreamcast O_O) - fav games are DMC and FF;
- League of Legends;
- Serials (Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries);
- Cartoons (The Simpsons, American Dad, The Penguins of Madagascar);
- WCG and other eSport tournaments;
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Thanks in advance for ur favs, comments and criticism! ^_^